04.17.2014 / +76362 / cinematopeya / oknope

unclefather:

I don’t really eat ass. It’s a metaphor. You put it in your mouth but you don’t let it kill you.

04.17.2014 / +708 / cinematopeya / unclefather

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

04.16.2014 / +486547 / caves0f-ice / hinder

drunkaster:

watch as harry styles describes my life in one sentence 

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04.16.2014 / +17567 / theirgay / drunkaster

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs

04.16.2014 / +466336 / jack-barabangme / subfront

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

04.15.2014 / +420223 / ofthefinest / 420dongsquad

tasia-reader:

In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit

04.15.2014 / +297106 / ofthefinest / tasia-reader

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

adore-ballet:

socialjusticefandomblogger:

wasntgoodenough:

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness

I thought this was just a picture of boots. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.


 

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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04.15.2014 / +167021 / smosh / ursulatheseabitchh

jammygummy:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”

-Douglas Adams

04.15.2014 / +108199 / civestotiusmundi / ktt

upgraders:

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃
computer users FUCK u

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04.15.2014 / +115126 / dutchster / chapsnats

tirairgid:

 - The 32 counties of Ireland

For putdownthepotato 

04.15.2014 / +26157 / finn-jones / tirairgid

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

04.15.2014 / +339639 / dutchster / egobus