I don’t really eat ass. It’s a metaphor. You put it in your mouth but you don’t let it kill you.
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
watch as harry styles describes my life in one sentence
wait for it
are pugs even real
i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit
my friend is babysitting my hamster
wait for it
I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness
I thought this was just a picture of boots. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.
acting cool but checking out the booty like
"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”
hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
computer users FUCK u
♣ - The 32 counties of Ireland
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????